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Source: <a href="https://bitememagazine.com//"> Bite Me Magazine</a> (July 2002), Nr. 9, page 46 <br></p> | |||
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<p>Questions by <b>Arlene Russo</b>, editor, Bite </B> Me</B> Magazine</p><br> | <p>Questions by <b>Arlene Russo</b>, editor, Bite </B> Me</B> Magazine</p><br> | ||
</a> <b>Q: What is the last thing you would do if you had five minutes to | </a> <b><font color=orange>Q: What is the last thing you would do if you had five minutes to | ||
live?</ | live?</font></b><br> | ||
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< | Mark Benecke: Grab the editor of <i> Bite </B> Me</B></i> and invite her for a final drink.<br> | ||
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Give him a copy of my book <i>The Dream of Eternal | <b><font color=orange>Q: What is the last thing you would do if you came face to face with | ||
a real vampire?</font></b><br> | |||
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[[File:Bite me cover.jpg|thumb|300px|left]]<html>Give him a copy of my book <i>The Dream of Eternal | |||
Life</i> (Columbia University Press, 2002). He/she might not get the | Life</i> (Columbia University Press, 2002). He/she might not get the | ||
point, however.<br> | point, however.<br> | ||
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<b>Q: What is the last thing you think of before you turn out the light?</b><br> | <b><font color=orange>Q: What is the last thing you think of before you turn out the light?</font></b><br> | ||
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Will my glasses fall down from the specter? (Explanation: To avoid crumbling | Will my glasses fall down from the specter? (Explanation: To avoid crumbling | ||
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<b>Q: What is the last book you read?</b><br> | <b><font color=orange>Q: What is the last book you read?</font></b><br> | ||
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It was more staring than reading it. The Japanese translator of one of | It was more staring than reading it. The Japanese translator of one of | ||
my books sent me copies of his notes -- in Japanese text.<br> | my books sent me copies of his notes -- in Japanese text.<br> | ||
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<b>Q: What is the last horror film you watched?</b><br> | <b><font color=orange>Q: What is the last horror film you watched?</font></b><br> | ||
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Apart from <i>Not A Girl/Crossroads</i> starring Britney Spears, <i>Wishmaster | Apart from <i>Not A Girl/Crossroads</i> starring Britney Spears, <i>Wishmaster | ||
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<b>Q: When was the last time you were scared?</b><br> | <b><font color=orange>Q: When was the last time you were scared?</font></b><br> | ||
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When I found out that the landlord isolated the drainpipes in the | When I found out that the landlord isolated the drainpipes in the basement | ||
with asbestos.<br> | with asbestos.<br> | ||
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<b>Q: Who is the last person you would want to meet in a dark alley?</b><br> | <b><font color=orange>Q: Who is the last person you would want to meet in a dark alley?</font></b><br> | ||
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My insurance company sales guy.<br> | My insurance company sales guy.<br> | ||
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<b>Q: What would you like your last words to be?</b><br> | <b><font color=orange>Q: What would you like your last words to be?</font></b><br> | ||
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Hello, flies.<br><br><br> | Hello, flies.<br><br><br> | ||
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===<font color=orange>Suggested Readings</font>=== | |||
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* [[All Zombies and Vampires|Vampir- und Zombie-Sammelseite]] <font size="-2" color="#FF0000" face="helvetica">''MOSTLY GERMAN TEXT''</font><br> | |||
* [[2007-06 Bizzare Magazine: The Restless Dead: Vampires and Decomposition|The Restless Dead: Vampires and Decomposition]] | |||
* [[Noble Blood Vampire Chronicles english|Noble Blood Vampire Chronicles]] | |||
* [[2018-10 BILD: Die Wahrheit ueber Vampirismus in Deutschland|Die Wahrheit über Vampirismus in Deutschland]] <font size="-2" color="#FF0000" face="helvetica">''GERMAN TEXT''</font><br> | |||
* [[2008-01-20 Aurora: Tanz der Vampirforscherinnen|Tanz der Vampirforscherinnen]] <font size="-2" color="#FF0000" face="helvetica">''GERMAN TEXT''</font><br> | |||
* [[2008-05: Meeting of the Elders of The Transylvanian Society of Dracula (TSD)|Meeting of the Elders of The Transylvanian Society of Dracula (TSD)]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:29, 21 October 2019
Source: Bite Me Magazine (July 2002), Nr. 9, page 46
[Transylvanian Society of Dracula (TSD)] [More Media]
Questions by Arlene Russo, editor, Bite Me Magazine
Q: What is the last thing you would do if you had five minutes to
live?
Mark Benecke: Grab the editor of Bite Me and invite her for a final drink.
Q: What is the last thing you would do if you came face to face with
a real vampire?
Give him a copy of my book The Dream of Eternal
Life (Columbia University Press, 2002). He/she might not get the
point, however.
Q: What is the last thing you think of before you turn out the light?
Will my glasses fall down from the specter? (Explanation: To avoid crumbling
my glasses at night or in the morning, I put them in the eye socket of a
red plastic specter that is mounted to the wall over my bed.)
Q: What is the last book you read?
It was more staring than reading it. The Japanese translator of one of
my books sent me copies of his notes -- in Japanese text.
Q: What is the last horror film you watched?
Apart from Not A Girl/Crossroads starring Britney Spears, Wishmaster
2 and Eyes Wide Shut. Plus, I watched some of the alleged "Snuff" stuff for an article in the Archives of
Criminology.
Q: When was the last time you were scared?
When I found out that the landlord isolated the drainpipes in the basement
with asbestos.
Q: Who is the last person you would want to meet in a dark alley?
My insurance company sales guy.
Q: What would you like your last words to be?
Hello, flies.
(c) Bite Me & Dipl.-Biol. Dr. rer. medic. Mark Benecke.
Suggested Readings
- Vampir- und Zombie-Sammelseite MOSTLY GERMAN TEXT
- The Restless Dead: Vampires and Decomposition
- Noble Blood Vampire Chronicles
- Die Wahrheit über Vampirismus in Deutschland GERMAN TEXT
- Tanz der Vampirforscherinnen GERMAN TEXT
- Meeting of the Elders of The Transylvanian Society of Dracula (TSD)
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